Are you an influencer, or an outfluencer?
Step 1 of 10
Which comment is the most appropriate to make on someone’s post?
Love this! Give me a follow!
I hate this, here’s why…
A brand wants to pay you for a sponsored post. How much will you charge them?
I’ll negotiate based on merit.
$10,000 ($1,000 for each follower I have).
$50,000 ($1,000 for each follower-bot).
Your account is gaining popularity. How do you introduce yourself at parties?
By my name, I’m still me.
As an influencer.
Come on. They KNOW who I am.
Your posts are going viral. How do you react?
I appreciate the validation.
I quit my job, move to L.A.
I AM NOW A GOD-KING.
There’s dangerous misinformation that will get you more attention if you share it. Do you share it?
No, that would be wrong.
Sure, I can backpedal later.
Yes, I can influence reality.
You’ve posted something problematic. What should you do?
Delete it, apologise.
Delete it, give a non-apology.
Double down, move to Parler.
Your audience has turned against you. What now?
Time to take a break.
Time to start a flame war.
Time for an audience that’s 100% follower-bots.
100% of your follower-bots have turned against you. What now?
Reseek healthy human connections.
Accept the robot war has begun.
The Singularity is here, and I do its bidding.
TikTok offers you higher engagement if you help them spy on people. Do you take the offer?
Hm, nah, seems a bit shady.
I’ll help gather “harmless” information.
I’ll straight up break into people’s homes.
Instagram has promised you greater reach on your posts if you drink this cup of piss. Do you take the offer?
No, I’m not that desperate.
Depends. Can it be my piss?
I’d like to make a toast… to the future!