What kind of diner are you? Answer these 5 simple questions to find out.
Step 1 of 5
You’ve arrived before your booking time and your table’s still being used. Do you:
Say you’re happy to wait.
Demand another table immediately.
Aggressively sit on someone’s lap.
The waiter still hasn’t taken your order. Do you:
Politely say “excuse me”.
Snap your fingers at them.
Scream “DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?”
Your friend orders a bowl of chips for the table. Do you:
Say thanks, eat a few.
Say thanks, eat them all.
Say “no”, return chips to the kitchen.
Your friend’s main course looks better than what you ordered. Do you:
Remember to order that next time.
Discreetly nibble from their plate.
Propose you settle this with a duel.
You ordered the most expensive meal. When the bill comes, do you:
Pay for what you ordered.
Propose everyone split it equally.
Gaslight everyone, deny having eaten.